Love this girl. She is hilarious.
Blast from the Past
Apparently I wrote this in 6th grade, hoping to win an American Girl contest by talking about how awesome I was or something. I just found it saved on our network hard drive. It’s really funny and somewhat embarrassing because I never thought I was that self-centered. Anyway. Go ahead and have a laugh like I did.
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I am Shannon Sousa. I am eleven years old and my birthday is in May. The topic that describes me best is fun. I am fun because I have a lot of energy I don’t think people can have fun unless you are happy and energetic. I am adventurous and exciting and I have so much about me and hardly one inch of me is dull. At least I don’t think so. I have a family of five including me. I have two brothers to tackle, play with, and annoy. It’s really fun because my younger brother, Garrett who is five, is so easy and fun to tickle. I live in Utah where it is multi-climate. Just the other day, there was a tiny flood at our school. Not that it rained or anything. I just think it was some pipes or something. That wasn’t the best example of the weather. Snow in Utah is wonderific (I made up that word). It’s really fun to sled and ski in and in the summer, the temperatures are perfect to go to Bear Lake. Back to the subject:
Another reason that I am fun is I am a big laugher. I have a lot of crazy laughs and I laugh a lot. People tell me I smile a lot and I think I do, so I am cheerful most of the day. I love to hang out with friends and make dance routines and sometimes pretend that we’re secret agents. We love to go to the movies and in the summer hang out in the pool. Also, I really like parties because there are so many different kinds. There’s a birthday party for which you can celebrate it however you want. You could have a party with friends and say bake cookies and play in the snow and maybe do a little craft. I think they are all thrilling.
I like to sing and dance. I love to go to amusement parks but I don’t go on big rides like roller coasters. I like to play video games especially racing ones. I like to have slumber parties and stay up late and watch movies. I love when my family and my grandparents go out for dinner and my grandpa always tells really good jokes. My brother, Christopher who is thirteen, also tells me jokes. Then I tell them to my friends and they crack up! I have lots of exciting hobbies like swimming, golfing, skiing, dancing, and a lot more.
A far as foods go, I am miss sweetness! The foods or snacks I love most are fruit especially strawberries and clementines (Those are really small oranges). I love really flavorful foods. I like to mix up sweets like ice cream and smoothies and invent new recipes. I do like chocolate but not a lot. I think sometimes it’s too sweet and it feels like it rots your teeth. Do I love popcorn?! Of course! What’s not to like about popcorn? It’s filling and tasty and there is some healthy popcorn but I like movie popcorn the best because it is buttery.
When I grow up I want to be a photographer. I want to travel but my home would be in New York City. I will get married and have one or two children. If I’m not a photographer I might also consider a career in fighter piloting. My dad was a fighter pilot and it seems so cool and neat to be flying in a small airplane, going so fast, and you can even do tricks!
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
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(Source: paulina-ho, via most-awkward-moments)
- Thor: He's my brother
- Natasha Romanoff: He killed 80 people in 2 days
- Thor: ...He's adopted
Isaiah 41:9-10
You whom I have taken from the ends of the earth,
And called from its remotest parts
And said to you, ‘You are My servant,
I have chosen you and not rejected you.
’Do not fear, for I am with you;
Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you, surely I will help you,
Surely I will uphold you with My righteous right hand.’
How Titanic could have ended…
